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The way to a #CAPRICORN heart (December 22 – January 19)

Capricorn is the zodiac sign that sees a relationship as an investment. He wants to know that the time and effort he is putting into his relationship now is going to pay out big time later on.

His ideal partner is someone who is serious about making the relationship work, no matter what kind of obstacles you run into, and is dependable enough to ask him for help when you need it. Relationships for Capricorn should be equal parts friendship and romance.

The way to Capricorn’s heart is to be as dedicated to making the relationship last as he is. He wants someone he can build something stable and lasting with, rather than just having a strong of casual hook-ups.

Once Capricorn knows that you won’t get scared away when he starts talking about your future apartment together and what you’ll name your pets and children and all of that, you will see the crazy affectionate, VERY attentive lover that only a few people get to experience. Lucky you! ...read more

We solemnly swear to try not keeping it real for you.

Or whatever

Capricorns are known to
speak with
Wisdom,
Which is a blessing from God and can't be achieved in any school...Facts♑🐐👍🏽
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i wanna meet someone who was born at the exact same day time & year as me & has an identical birth chart so we can see how similar we are

@vrgho

Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
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take a break if you're a Capricorn. if you're a Scorpio, you have to go two times as hard.

Of course Regina King is amazing. She's a Capricorn

Let's be honest, everyone born between June 21 and July 22 got astronomically screwed.

happy scorpio season😛♏️

capricorns are just cancers that forgot how to allow themselves to be vulnerable

@milkstrology

y'all ever dated a mental patient? my fault i meant a Capricorn or Aries 😂🥴

@miacsosa