ARIES: Someone wanna tell me all about them please? Just randomly blurt shit out?

Here’s the latest data concerning your favourite beer and how it’s affected by your zodiac sign, according to totally reputable new source (checks notes) … the New York Post:

Aries: Modelo. Because you’re not afraid of a fight, and Modelo partners with the UFC on the Fighting Chance Project that revitalizes gyms. (???)

Taurus: Miller High Life. Because you “love a good time and a fine bargain.”

Gemini: Budweiser. Because of some nonsense about Geminis being good liars, and Budweiser being good at marketing.

Cancer: Blue Moon. Because cancers are “ruled by the moon.” And because cancers are nostalgic . . . baseball is nostalgic . . . and Blue Moon was the brainchild of a place called Sandlot Brewery at Coors Field in Denver.

Leo: Corona. Because it’s Spanish for “crown,” and Leo is the sign of royalty.

Virgo: Michelob Ultra. Because Virgos are health-conscious. And Michelob Ultra is so watered down, it’s sometimes called the “Gatorade of beers.”

Libra: Pabst Blue Ribbon. Libras love fairness and equality, and PBR is loved by everyone from factory workers to hipsters.

Scorpio: Guinness. Because Scorpios are mysterious, and Guinness has been very tight-lipped when it comes to their trade secrets.

Sagittarius: Sapporo. Because you’re adventurous, and so was the guy who created it.

Capricorn: Yuengling. Because you’re determined, and so was Yuengling when they stayed afloat in Prohibition by making “near beer” with basically no alcohol.

Aquarius: Stella Artois. Because the tarot card for Aquarius is the “Star” card, and “Stella” means “star” in Latin.

Pisces: Heineken. Because you like pleasing people. ...read more

Libra- The Awesome one

1.. ARIES- the liar
(the Ram - 21 March 19 April)
- Outgoing.
- Lovable.
- Spontaneous.
- Not one to mess with.
- Funny.
- EXCELLENT kisser.
- EXTREMELY adorable.
- Loves relationships.
- Addictive.
- Loud.
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2. TAURUS - The Tramp
(the Bull - 20 April 20 May)
- Aggressive.
- Loves being in long relationships.
- Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
- Extremely outgoing.
- Loves to help people in times of need.
- GOOD kisser.
- GOOD personality.
- Stubborn but a caring person.
- One of a kind.
- Not one to mess with.
- Usually are the most attractive people.
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3. GEMINI - Irresistible
(the Twins - 21 May 21 June)
- Nice.
- Love is one of a kind.
- Great listener.
- Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.
- Trustworthy.
- Always happy.
- Loud.
- Talkative.
- Not one to mess with.
- Freak.
- Outgoing.
- VERY Forgiving.
- Loves to make friends.
- Has a beautiful smile.
- Generous.
- Strong.
- The Irresistible one.
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4. CANCER - The Cutie
(the Crab - 22 June 22 July)
- Most AMAZING high appeal.
- Love is one of a kind.
- Very romantic.
- Most caring person you will ever meet!
- Very creative.
- Extremely random and proud of it.
- Freak.
- Spontaneous.
- Great at telling stories.
- Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
- Someone you should hold on to.
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5. LEO - The Lion
(the Lion - 23 July - 22 August)
- Great talker.
- Attractive and passionate.
- Laid back.
- Knows how to have fun.
- Is really good at almost anything.
- GREAT kisser.
- Unpredictable.
- Outgoing.
- Down to earth.
- Addictive.
- Attractive.
- Loud.
- Loves being in long relationships.
- Talkative.
- Not one to mess with.
- Freak.
- Rare to find.
- Good when found.
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6. VIRGO - The One that Waits
(the Virgin - 23 August 22 September)
- Dominant in relationships.
- Someone loves them right now.
- Always wants the last word.
- Caring.
- Smart.
- Loud.
- Loyal.
- Easy to talk to.
- Everything you ever wanted.
- Easy to please.
- The one and only.
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7. LIBRA - The AWESOME One
(the Balance - 23 September 23 October)
- Nice to everyone they meet.
- Their Love is one of a kind.
- Independent, yet likes company
- Great kisser.
- Always smiling, loves to laugh.
- Silly, fun and sweet.
- Have own unique sex appeal.
- Most caring person you will ever meet!
- However not the kind of person you want to mess with…you might end up crying.
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8. SCORPIO - The Addict
(the Scorpion - 24 October 21 November)
- EXTREMELY adorable.
-Good Lover
- Intelligent.
- Loves to joke.
- Very good sense of humor.
- Energetic.
- GOOD kisser.
- Always get what they want.
- Attractive.
- Easy going.
- Loves being in long relationships.
- Talkative.
- Romantic.
- Caring.
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9. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
(the Archer - 22 November 21 December)
- Spontaneous.
- High appeal.
- Rare to find.
- Great when found.
- Loves being in long relationships.
- So much love to give.
- Not one to mess with.
- Very attractive.
- Very romantic.
- Nice to everyone they meet.
- Their Love is one of a kind.
- Silly, fun and sweet.
- Have their own unique appeal.
- Most caring person you will ever meet!
- Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with because you might end up crying.
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10. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
(the Goat - 22 December 19 January)
- Love to bust.
- Nice.
- Sassy.
- Intelligent.
- Sexy.
- Irresistible.
- Loves being in long relationships.
- Great talker.
- Always gets what he or she wants.
- Cool.
- Loves to own Gemini’s in sports.
- Extremely fun.
- Loves to joke.
- Smart.
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11. AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
(the Water Bearer - 20 January 18 February)
- Trustworthy.
- Attractive.
- GREAT kisser.
- One of a kind.
- Loves being in long-term relationships.
- Extremely energetic.
- Unpredictable.
- Will exceed your expectations.
- Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it.
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12. PISCES - The Partner for Life
(the Fishes - 19 February 20 March)
- Caring and kind.
- Smart.
- Center of attention.
- High appeal.
- Has the last word.
- Good to find, hard to keep.
- Fun to be around.
- Extremely weird but in a good way.
- Good Sense of Humor!!!
- Thoughtful.
- Always gets what he or she wants.
- Loves to joke.
- Very popular.
- Silly, fun and sweet.
- Loves being in long relationships.
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i wanna meet someone who was born at the exact same day time & year as me & has an identical birth chart so we can see how similar we are

@vrgho

capricorns are just cancers that forgot how to allow themselves to be vulnerable

@milkstrology

y'all ever dated a mental patient? my fault i meant a Capricorn or Aries 😂🥴

@miacsosa

bro im a fucking Capricorn please don't ever think i need you

@Roshaunii

Fuck this retrograde shit. Something is happening that’s bigger than constellations.

♈︎ Aries ♎︎ Libra ♋︎ Cancer ♑︎ Capricorn

Your core concerns seem to be changing as you bring more balance to your life & start to figure out what or who is hindering your growth vs. helping you move forward smoothly. There’s hesitance & denial in these changes though. -

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Damn, people born June 21-July 22 really got royally fucked zodiac sign-wise

Fuck drugs you ever been addicted to a January Capricorn? That shit will kill you 🤣

@furbysheesh

#Capricorn WANTS to open up to you...
just have patience.