The truest lyrics ever written are “I'm so hot for her and she's so cold.” She is literally always cold.
find me on...
you think he ruined your favourite bands for you but maybe only ever made you feel what the songs were saying this whole time
someone break my heart my writing is suffering
WOW WHAT IS IT LIKE TO HAVE FRIENDS
I do a magic show where I make marijuana and cocaine disappear.
It's all just a bunch of smoke and mirrors.
The only reason I want to find my soulmate is to warn them.
"Don't give people so much power over you that their silence leaves you questioning your worth."
For a second I felt a connection with someone. Luckily I was able to get to the stun baton before it stuck.
HER: Our relationship should be built on trust.
ME: Is that what your ex told you to say to me? I bet you two still talk.
gather round and check out the booty that put izzie stevens through med school
I don't always use the metric system...
...but when I do I'm buying drugs.
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