People over 30 dancing are adorable

Every trending celebrity name should have “DON'T WORRY THEY'RE FINE” next to their name unless it's bad news.

A lie on the internet? Yeah right.

A “Moon Knight” movie starring Jon Hamm should happen.

Movie law:

All motel clerks are creepy.

The toxicology report will show cinnamon levels to be off the charts

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What is it with you people???

I coach a kids' soccer team. One kid was only giving 109%. He's off the team.

Just once, I would like to meet a detective who isn't getting too old for this shit.

Less game. More squid.

All the fun gets sucked out when a Squid Game becomes a Squid Job.