Now celebrating 3 minutes of not being annoyed!
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New superhero idea: Man Bat
When he was young he saved his parents from a robbery. They're still alive. He pretty much keeps to himself.
The thing about being self-employed is that you can't quit.
Remember three weeks ago when there wasn't a debate over whether being pro-slavery was ok?
Two weeks ago, I didn't even know there were statues.
< draws attention to your mistake >
Sarcasm failed me miserably here.
The song “Mr. Telephone Man” must confuse the fuck out of these kids.
Suuure I'll read your chilling tale of a ghost child in your house. Just as soon as they repeal Obamacare.
Top stories today:
1. We've hit an irreversible point with respect to climate change
2. People are not getting vaccinated because of a misunderstanding of the movie “I Am Legend”
Not too shabby for a Monday ...read more
🎶Hold me closer, Tony Danza...
Garrett Hedlund on the highway....
Lay me down in Sheena Easton...
You had a Rachael Ray today...
🎶Hold me closer, Tony Danza...