On the plus side, at least a lot of ICU patients won't have worms.
find me on...
My sources confirm that the new girl at work think she cute.
Someone on here made me feel really good about myself today. Obviously, I immediately blocked them.
“Oh yeah? Then explain <this bullshit conspiracy theory it takes 10 seconds to destroy with a quick Google search>!”
- anti-vaxxers
Tweet jazz: It's the tweets you don't tweet that matter the most.
Do your pets know it when you're making fun of them?
I never imagined there would be a time when I would think, “there's a guy who's so batshit insane, I would never even buy a pillow from him,” but here we are.
Searching for outer peace...
Maybe Space Force will solve Michigan's water issues, or rebuild Puerto Rico, or secure our elections, or reunite separated immigrant kids, or
911: What is your emergency?
ME: Yes, is like to report a fire.
911: Can you give us more details?
ME: Sure. * plays my mixtape * ...read more
living for the one who died for me ✞
UST ‘25
sc: camarae_good
vsco
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Relax, it makes the tension even more delicious.