Once you dress your pet up in a Halloween costume, neither of you will feel the same way about the other one again.

Running out of patience for non-bite-sized food.

DOG: Sometimes, he pretends to throw the ball, but doesn't really throw it.

ME: But—

COUNSELOR: You'll get your turn. Please continue. ...read more

Never keep secrets from your dog.

THEM: You really like petting my dog.

ME: Oh, that. I had engine grease on my hands.

Is there some law that all talking dogs in commercials have to be Pugs?

Dogs actually look more conspicuous with a fake mustache.

Dog Breed Fun Fact:

Labradoodles are part laboratory, part drawings scribbled in the corners of notebooks.

It would be cool if a crazy cat collected a bunch of old ladies.

Unlike a person, when your dog gets a bad haircut, you can't break up with it.

Factors that should be considered in the “back to school” debate:

1. Do you love your children and want them not to be used as carriers to spread COVID-19 and disrupt the election?

2. Um... actually that's it. ...read more

A good dad plays with his kids.

A great dad plays with his kids and masters the art of letting them barely beat him in board and video games.