Found Waldo, that sneaky piece of shit.

Any sports reporter who doesn't use the word “impactful” at least once per broadcast gets a formal reprimand.

Very upbeat since finding out that a positive attitude never helped anyone.

Hey you kids with your tattoos and iPods, you know what's really cool? Good posture.

I pitched a movie where something good happens. It was rejected as requiring too much of a suspension of disbelief.

If your religion forbids you from getting vaccinated, switch to a healthier religion.

If you're going to comment, do some goddamn research first

Damn, some of you are oooooooooooooooooooold

I see more and more people I follow locking their Twitter accounts, and I assume it's because of garbage people. Stay strong.

Apologies for the pro-vaccine deluge, but I am beyond over these dumb guys who think they're smart promoting anti-vaxx propaganda. I want my life back, and these people and their supporters are responsible for blocking that.

I end every conversation with “All we had to do was wear masks in March.”

Anyone playing devil's advocate just for "sport" right now can fuck off. Real world awful things are happening.