If you need a patsy for your stupid election scheme, Kanye West is available.

What is WRONG with you people?

Sure there's an entire network dedicated to evil, but in my opinion, these people are equally complicit in ruining the U.S.:

- Maggie Haberman
- Chuck Todd
- Chris Matthews ...read more

How could someone have failed to guess Satan's name after he was so pleased to meet them?

Being motivated sounds exhausting

I love fooling predictive text. It makes me feel like...

BET YOU DIDN'T PREDICT THAT, BITCH

The college football dispute will be so dumb, dumbness itself will walk away in disgust.

According to confidential sources, I'm very hungry. Story still developing…

I like to imagine that the each guy singing in that “Red Red Wine” song had no idea about the other guy, and then they heard the song on the radio and were like “What the fuck???”

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Stop pressuring people to do or say things, or to not do or say things.

Every time I saw a rock star smash a guitar onstage, I thought "You could have given that guitar to some kid."