Why of course I’ll explain my tweet to you, person who doesn’t follow me or like or retweet any of my tweets. <jerk off motion>

JAY PRETLI: He's the prequel to the Old Testament.

I can't stand when you're in a room all by yourself... the customer walks in... you try and say, "It was the dog".... Then the customer responds with, "We don't have a dog"

I saw a dead turtle on the road.

Most of you'll only get one thing out of that sentence.

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So I said to myself... Self... and I knew it was me because I recognized my voice...

Never skip the credits after a film. You need the time, the music, the words, and more to come out of a story and reflect on it.

 ~Justin Early  

Today's four letter word of the day - "BREAK". We have chosen 'break' because it has one more letter than all of the other four letter words.