Other than the music and lyrics, not a huge fan of songs.

Question for @richardmarx ,

How did you stay out of the Great Headband Wars of the 1980s?

The peer pressure from Pat Benatar, Loverboy, Glass Tiger, and even Bruce Springsteen must have been intense. ...read more

I can and will fight this feeling anymore.

Why of course I’ll explain my tweet to you, person who doesn’t follow me or like or retweet any of my tweets. <jerk off motion>

I've been busted for underage, age, and overage drinking.

JAY PRETLI: He's the prequel to the Old Testament.

I can't stand when you're in a room all by yourself... the customer walks in... you try and say, "It was the dog".... Then the customer responds with, "We don't have a dog"

I hate when I get a regular taboo and not the sweetest taboo.

I saw a dead turtle on the road.

Most of you'll only get one thing out of that sentence.

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