This life is like a vicious cycle called "fightin' to live"
No matter how hard you try
ya see death, you gotta die
A lot of my, peers didn't make it to the years to come
Did life do 'em right, or did life leave 'em done... ...read more

So far I've been vetted for Secretary of the Interior (turned down, a little claustrophobic) and Ambassador to Sri Lanka (monkeys!). Considering all options.

My sarcasm has been called “SUUUUUCH GREAT sarcasm” by Sarcasm Monthly.

Jay + Gabriella = 💜💕 X 3.14

Guess it's Rewarding when you do whatever the fuck you want with no repercussions.

#Election2024 📷 #2024PresidentialElection #VotedforTrump #Kamala4President #TrumpCheated #DoNotConcedeKamala

Pamphlet: “So You've Just Lost The Election And Will Soon Be Arrested For War Crimes”

I believe Millennials are constantly underestimated and will kick ass today.

This stupid shit should be called gringolympics #Election2024 #Kamala4President #2024PresidentialElection #VotedforTrump

Before 2016, this account was only makeovers and diet tips. I can just go back to that.

I always tell myself how much I'm going to get done when I get home and then I actually get home and I'm like ya a nap would be nice

some people need to learn the difference between being funny and being rude

You eat French toast with your tongue only, correct?